About PictureThing
TL;DR: We Make Images Behave
PictureThing exists for one reason: to make image processing not suck.
No servers to babysit. No overpriced black-box “enterprise” plans. Just a simple, fast, developer-first service that turns your pixels into exactly what you need—when and where you need it.
We handle the heavy lifting so you can focus on shipping, scaling, and maybe finally taking a weekend off.
My (Extremely Relatable) Origin Story
It’s 2025. Image handling still feels like you’re defusing a bomb using regex and Stack Overflow. I looked around, shook my head, and said:
“There’s got to be a better way.”
So I built it.
Oh wait, this is where I introduce myself.
I’m Alex!
PictureThing was born out of frustration with clunky APIs, opaque pricing, and infrastructure that breaks at the worst possible time (thanks, Saturday midnight deploys). We wanted powerful image processing that just worked—with clear docs, fair pricing, and zero BS.
Where the Magic Happens (a.k.a. Hosting)
We keep your bits and bytes comfy and lightning-fast by running on:
- ⚡ Azure (European data centers, because we care about speed and GDPR)
- 🛡️ Cloudflare, for edge-level superhero performance
No mystery meat infrastructure. Just solid, battle-tested tech.
Legal Stuff (a.k.a. The Not-So-Fun-but-Still-Important Part)
This is a European outfit, operated by one solo founder and pixel-wrangler-in-chief:
Alex Duggleby
Beatrixgasse 27/1/25
1030 Vienna, Austria
- GISA Number: 26473499
- Regulator: District Magistrate’s Office of Vienna’s 3rd District
- Registered trade: Business Consulting, Accounting, and Information Technology
Let’s Talk
Got questions? Big plans? Unusual image processing dreams?
I love that stuff. Hit me up.
Email: [email protected]
Bonus points if you include a meme.